OK, seriously..you went duck hunting this morning?
I know some folks did, and probably killed a few but all kidding aside, it was a pretty tough morning. One thing we won’t complain about any more this season is the lack of water. Now we can complain that we’ve got too much. So how do we do a duck report on a day like today? How about we quack some jokes?’
Why was the duck put into the basketball game? To make a fowl shot.
What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.
What do you call a crate full of ducks? A box of quackers.
What do you call a clever duck? A wise quacker!
Why did the duck fly south for the winter? Because it was too far to walk.
What do you get if you cross a duck with fireworks? A firequacker!
What did the detective duck say to his partner? I hope we quack this case.
What did the duck hunter do after he read all these jokes? He quacked up.
Okay, okay. Ya’ll be safe out there. And we know you are doing to steal some of these, so don’t quack on us. Things are going to get better this weekend. Be ready!